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Originally Posted by PeroW-Cheney I think you can create publicity if you promote a big event to celebrate the day Hillary drops out of the race. |
I've even written her resignation speech for her!
Comrads: It has become very clear to those that control the money in the DNC that they view me as a de visive, shrill, woman of little principle. I am yesterday's news with more baggage and scandals in my closet that can safely be held in a blimp hanger.
Oh you know I have principles, but they cannot be articulated and receive votes at the same time. I have been advised that The American Voter is not ready for the agenda I have in mind to enslave them. I had hoped to woo the dingy, never -voted before female vote. Recent polling indicates they are not as ignorant as I had hoped.
It has also become apparent as I campaign, that I would be forced to answer real questions should I have won the nomination. I am a big enough fool for staying with Bill all these years thinking he would be my ticket to President of the USSA. Well, I'm going to kick his sorry as*s to the curb and leave public life and begin a new life with my secret significant other. Yes, that would be Rosie O'Donnell. There has been much speculation about my sexuality. I wish to be perfectly clear. I'm asexual. That's right, I can't get anybody in a sexual relationship. Rosie and I plan a life as ideological soul mates. We plan to grow old and fatter togerther.
To the rest of the members of the DNC, not sharing my view, Eat Shi*t and Die! P.S. I would have really cut and run!
You won't have Shrill Hill to kick around anymore.