| It has been reported that many Ron Paul enthusiasts, while in a trance-like state, have begun to unconsciously create crude likenesses of the Williams Arena using mashed potatoes, shaving cream and other malleable household items.
Minneapolis authorities have advised the general public that there is a possibility of interference with radio and television reception due to the large quantities of aluminum and tin foil hats expected to be worn in the area of the convention site.
Normalcy is expected to return the following day when Al Franken reassumes the mantle of oddest political creature on Minnesota soil. |