One Square Won't Work!!!

[nohil-billy]

Hillary explaining why Cheryl Crowes "One Square" plan won't work as it pertains to Rosie O'Donnel.

[WiseOne]

Oh man, that is a bad, bad thought, ROTF. Just to think of Rosie's butt almost makes me sick. To think of what her "girlfriend" has to see makes me want to run to the restroom REALLY fast...

[PeroW-Cheney]

Where and when was that pic taken?

I disagree. I tink she talking story about da size of da one ono she try for to get when she trows net.

We've heard her southern drawl. We've heard her Boston accent. I wonder how good is her pidgin accent, yah?

Local kine, Bus' up and wop her jaws, k?

[Brickman]

Hillary is a political whore selling herself unashamedly to what ever group she is in front of.

The bad thing for her is that many people can see thru that BS.

[PeroW-Cheney]

After some in depth research, I found her speech that she was making in this photo. Turns out, she's NOT EVEN CAUCASIAN!

Bill was the first Black President. Will Hillary be our first Hawaiian President?????????

HERE IS THE TRANSCRIPT I FOUND.

"Aloha! Shaka, bras! Howzit?

Don' give me da stink eye an call me one haoulie. I am da local kine! I look dis way from one childhood accident, yah?

One dey, when I was one keiki, my Aunty Tita and Uncle Moke, dey take me to da waterfall go swim, yah? I was walking on da sides and I slippa on my hana badda an fell in. Aunty try get but da current swep me out into da ocean.

I was in da wada for tree deys. Da salt wada wash off my color. I was so scare my eyes turn roun kine. I wa pushed up on shore by one school of humuhumunukunukuapuaa but dey did not put me on da island. Baboozes push my up on da mainland beach instead. {Tears} Since den, I canno fine my way home. {Quivering lip}

So no call me one haulie. I am da local kine!"

{ROARING APPLAUSE WITH STANDING OVATION}

As she left the speaker's podium, Hillary accidentally blew her story when she flashed the Texas Longhorn's "Hook 'em" sign instead of the
Shaka. A group of paniolos in the crowd were absolutely offended and stormed out angrily. Can't fool all of the people all of the time, I guess.



By the way, this is an absolutely TRUE STORY! Honest to God. I swear. I'm not just making this up.