World News & Politics - Political Discussion For Anti-Apathetic, Smart People
Political Forum - A Forum For Political Junkies. Get Your Politics "Fix" Here!
| |||||||
| No Hillary For President in 2008 Forum/Discussion Board | |||||
|
Sponsored Links
|
| Hillary Clinton Jokes A forum to show off Hillary Clinton jokes, humor, cartoons and more. Heard a good Hillary joke lately? Show us that funny Hillary Clinton cartoon you just saw! We'll let you know if its good or not! |
 |
| | Thread Tools | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
|
#1
07.14.2007
| ||||
| ||||
 Bill's P*ssed Bill Clinton steps out of the White House one winter morning for a press conference when he notices the White House press corp huddled around something on the ground; laughing, giggling, and taking pictures. Bill makes his way through the crowd and notices that someone had urinated "Bill Sucks" in the fresh snow. Furious, Bill turns to his Secret Service detail and instructs them to analyze the urine and identify the culprit. Pronto!!! The next morning, a Secret Service agent enters the Oval Office and informs the president that he has good news and bad news related to yesterdays incident. Bill says he's having a bad day and wants the good news first. "Well sir," the agent stammers, "we've identified the culprit as your Vice President, Al Gore." Bill goes into a tirade saying that he knew he couldn't trust that tree-hugging maggot.... After he calms down he then asks the agent what the bad news is. The agent replies, "It's Hillary's handwriting!"       |
| Remove This Ad By Registering. Join Our Hillary For President Forum For Free. Sponsored Links: |
| |
|
#2
07.14.2007
| ||||
| ||||
| ROTF, I almost spit out my coffee on that one...ooooo man, I bet he would be pissed to read that joke. LMAO.
__________________ WiseOne says "No Hillary For President" For A Better Tomorrow. ( Hillary Clinton's Indian Name: "Chief Empty Cloud" ) Political Forum ...think you know politics? "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." — Hillary Rodham Clinton __________________________________________ |
|
#3
07.16.2007
| |||
| |||
| Chelsea Clinton was asked "what are the 3 greatest threats to this country? Chelsea thought a minute and said she could only think of two, Osama and Obama. She asked who or what was the third great threat to which she was told the 3 greatest threats to this country are Osama, Obama, and Yomama. |
|
#4
07.17.2007
| ||||
| ||||
| Quote:
That is a GOOD funny.  |
|
#5
07.19.2007
| ||||
| ||||
| That's pretty darn funny, I don't care who ya are...  |
| Remove This Ad By Registering. Join Our Hillary For President Forum For Free. Sponsored Links: |
| |
|
#6
07.23.2007
| |||
| |||
| thats great. Ive also heard it with Nixon, Kissinger, and Pat Nixon as well.
__________________ You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. -Winston Churchill, who had nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat, and won. |
Linear Mode
| No Hillary Clinton For President Forum Disclaimer: All content, information and opinions (collectively, the "Material") presented on Our Hillary Clinton Discussion Board at NoHillaryForPresident.com are those of the authors of posts and messages (collectively, the "participants") and not No Hillary For President. No Hillary For President does not guarantee the reliability, completeness, accuracy, timeliness or up-to-date-ness of the material presented on the No Hillary For President Forum. The material is published "as is," and does not represent the official views and opinions of No Hillary For President or any company. Any reliance upon the Material presented on these forums shall be at User's own risk. No Hillary Clinton For President does not review the substance of the content posted by users on these forums and is therefore not responsible for any of such content. No Hillary Clinton For President merely provides a space for its users to express and exchange their own opinions. |