Slick Jogging

[nohil-billy]

JOGGING WITH BILL CLINTON

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker
standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple
neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more
apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she
watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks!?"

[WiseOne]

omG, that is a classic! That is more truth than I have heard in a long, long time! HAHAHAHA.

[Mastertech]

LOL....that's a good one, I saving that one......