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Old 02.18.2008
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Funny Joke

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
-John McCain
Bwahaha!!!! Oh, that guy kills me! Because trashing your opponent's kid is funny!
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Ya'll sound desperate Drig, must be backin' Hillary.
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John McCain said this?

Right.
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Old 02.19.2008
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Hoping this election is different

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Ya'll sound desperate Drig, must be backin' Hillary.
I'm an Obama supporter.

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John McCain said this?

Right.
He did, but it was quite a while ago. 1998, if the web is right. Search google for "McCain Chelsea Joke". Hopefully he's learned that's a bad tactic, and personal attacks on people's kids don't fly well. Also, is it just me or has she gotten a lot better looking? Poor kid had the media turned on her during her awkward years. I think she's campaigning for her mom now mostly to show the world her new hair style....

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From what I've heard, Chelsea got plastic surgery a few years ago.

Speaking of whom her real father is, there's a rumor that Webster Hubbell is her real father.
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...is it just me or has she gotten a lot better looking?...
Well....with makeup, she's passable. She does the best she can with what God gave her, bless her heart.
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She does the best she can with what God gave her, bless her heart.
God...er, Janet Reno, rather...wasn't quite so nice. Chelsea has had almost as much plastic surgery as her mother...


...nose job, chin and cheek implants, lip work
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