Dear Abby - NO Hillary Clinton For President

WiseOne · #1 11.17.2007

A friend at work sent this to me:

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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Mastertech · #2 11.27.2007

LMAO, Wiseone! I have read a couple of variations of that and it makes me LMAO every time.

WiseOne · #3 11.28.2007

Yea, that's pretty good! Sad, but true. I bet a lot are going to actually vote that way...especially if she can get out the illegal Mexican vote, LOL.

Mastertech · #4 11.28.2007

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Originally Posted by WiseOne

Yea, that's pretty good! Sad, but true. I bet a lot are going to actually vote that way...especially if she can get out the illegal Mexican vote, LOL.

The illegal Mexican is a sore spot with me....