3 Arkansas Surgeons

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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the
best Surgeon in Arkansas . In
my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven
fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen
of England .

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2
years later he won a gold medal
in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a
horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the woman's blonde
hair and the horse's ###. I was able to put them
together and now she's running
for President.

Sent to me by a friend at work...HEHE.