Hillary Wouldn't Get These!

[NoHitlery]

US Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not
start with at least a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
Life is not.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect your flanks.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention
to shoot.


Navy SEAL Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Ranger Rules:

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


US Army Rules:

1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Apply new patches on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.


US Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point
presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
executives
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.


US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch movies.
4. Deploy the Marines


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But the real tragedy is that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

-- Steve Spurrier, then the Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn’s football dorm had destroyed 20 books.


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[jamwadmag]

The difference between the Marines & the Air Force is:

The Marines tear you down in basic training and then BUILD you back up!

The Air Force tears you down in basic training, and then LEAVES you there for 4 years!!

[nohil-billy]

You mean Hillary is a seal?

[jamwadmag]

Originally Posted by nohil-billy

You mean Hillary is a seal?

Hillary in a 'speedo?!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[WiseOne]

O man, I just woke up and am about to sip my first cup o joe and the thought of Hillary in a speedo...NOT a good way to start the AM to be sure, LOL.

[NoHitlery]

Originally Posted by WiseOne

O man, I just woke up and am about to sip my first cup o joe and the thought of Hillary in a speedo...NOT a good way to start the AM to be sure, LOL.

Hillary in a speedo? Get serious, her campagine has contracted with Omar the Tentmaker to make her a Pink Camo Thong. Bill is already wearing one, he thougth it was a bong. I wonder if he would inhale Hillary's thong?