Hillary Jokes are flying out of Hollywood and NY

[NoHitlery]

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic</SPAN>

athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an

astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted

to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be

telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to

be president because she can't do anything else."--Jay Leno







Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?

Know what sign? 'For Sale.'"-Jay Leno







"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on

eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but

still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at

least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine."-Jay Leno







"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all

ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business

partners can vote for her in 2008."--Jay Leno







"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president

in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants

to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno







"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running

for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while

others hate it"--Conan O'Brien





"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President

Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same

reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."--Jay Leno







"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is

elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton

-- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."

--Jay Leno







"Hillary Clinton said today that she didn't know her husband, Bill

Clinton, was giving the Arabs advice on the port deal while she was

ruling against it. Can you believe that? Hillary was clueless about a

major political event. You know what that means. She could really be

the next president of the United States."--Jay Leno

[MrsCinAZ]

Those are funny.