Just an old Hippie

[Herb Schaffler]

The Onion [LINK POSTED BY MEMBER] Only Members Can View This No Hillary For President Forum Link. :

WASHINGTON--African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."

[jamwadmag]

Originally Posted by Herb Schaffler

That picture looks just like me except for the hair. I was wondering where you got the picture of me.

I suspect you're upset about the outcome of the election, Jam, so you've decided to take it out on me.

I wrote this post B4 the election returns started coming in...I just like "picking on you, Herb"

(why it's big and in bold)